[All credits to the great adventurer Nibble who is now forever exploring Rainbow Bridge]Every event is real except the talking hamster.
THE GREAT ESCAPE- Made possible by Nibble.
At last she's gone. I've been running on this boring wheel for ages! There's got to be more in this life...much more outside this prison. *stomach grumbles* Ah, the best time of the night, breakfast! Nibble climbed up the ladder to smell her empty foodbowl. ARG! EMPTY!? WHY ME!? Nibble began to gnaw her cage door, then climbed the wires of it and shook it fiercely. The bulldog clip locking the door began to get looser and looser until...BANG! The second level floor door was open. AHA!Nibble slowly walked to the tip of the open door until she knew this was too high for her to jump. Maybe I should just stay in my cage to avoid getting hurt like a good hamster should...Nah, I`m going for it. Her cage was 5 feet off the ground + the foot high level= 6 feet! Head injury, spinal cord damage, broken bones and limbs...what was she thinking? Nibble carefully climbed down the wire cage, holding the bars while gripping on to her dear life. She began to fall to the tile floor! EKK! I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE STAYED TO EAT THOSE DISGUSTING FOOD PELLETS!!! I`M GONNA BURN IN OWL PIT FOR SURE! Smack! Nibb opened her eyes and ears to feel she was still in one piece and free! She scurried against the wall to lead to the scent of food. There was the giant storage area her owner keeps precious fresh food in and these machines that warm up food unlike wet yet warm hamster cheek pouches. Under a big warming machine that Nibble`s owner calls a ``oven`` there was lots of crumbs everywhere. Oh la la! Bread crumbs and cookie crumbs...OH MY GOSH. THE Plant. Nibble took a big bite of a Christmas Cactus...then another. Soon her were bites eaten everywhere. Can`t...fit....cheeks....much more...I wish my owner gave me this stuff. My owner...heh heh...how proud she`ll be because I escaped my cage this time, not my play pen and hamster ball. How proud she`ll be beca- oh shrivel raisins. She gonna pee pee out when she finds I ate her mother`s most precious plant! Oh me, oh me, oh me, oh poor ME! Erm...I`ll just uproot this plant and she`ll never notice. Yeah, yeah, that`ll work. Using her knife sharp teeth she ripped out the plant, dirt and all. Nibble dragged the ruined plant under the oven to hide. Then she spit out the crumbs she collected and began eating. Urg, me tired.*hamster yawn* Sleepy time. Hard cold floor, I need a nest.Scurrying out of the kitchen, Nibble reached living room... full of carpet. Perfect. *evil hamster laugh* Under a sofa, she began ``uprooting`` the carpet and made it a giant fluff ball. She was so tired she feel asleep. A few hours late, Nibble heard footsteps stomping down the stairs. Oh no.She ran back to the kitchen with all her energy and fit through a hole she made earlier under a dishwasher. The footsteps grew louder. Forget this, I gotta run!Nibble ran to the front door scratching at it with her nails. She sniffed at the door mat for a second, then continued her frantic scratching. Oh great. My owner`s mother. OH GREAT! There`s the father...he does not like me much.A hand quickly yanks Nibble into the air and a voice boomed, `Oh how did you get here Nibby? AND WHY IS THERE A PIECE OF CARPET IN YOUR MOUTH!?` There goes my sunflower seeds. *sniff* It can`t be... Inside my hideout under the bedding was last night`s food that was supposed to be in my food bowl. I completely forgot I stored my hamster food before running on my wheel. Wow, I`m so happy now. At least this will be an adventure I`ll never forget.