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#1 ~frooties~

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Posted 29 August 2020 - 01:30 AM

Chicken is love. Chicken is life. My chicken likes to shite. My chicken likes to bite. My chicken has terrible eyesight. My chicken is a delight.

 

 

THIS WAS A JOKE I PROMISE I DONT SUCK THIS BAD AT POEM WRITING


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Posted 29 August 2020 - 11:33 PM

Nice :hyper: . 



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Posted 30 August 2020 - 04:33 AM

lmao, i’m making a chicken poem now, it can’t be that hard! right??

Betty is a chicken, do you want to bet
what she wants to get?
she has a dream she hasn’t met
and surprising, she hasn’t let
so she’ll venture through the wet
or the dry, or the skies, or felt!
and one stormy night, a cloud sets
a lightning bolt right up the hill
Betty knows in the emptiness of her heart, it might fill
knowing one day, she might be killed,
so she gathers around, wondering if she might just be a dill,
and what Betty finds will forever leave her with a chill.

god this is so silly hshshs, I tried to rhyme, I’m not that bad at poetry-
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Posted 30 August 2020 - 06:06 AM

Ok, I'll give it a shot.

 

Chicken licken 

Chicken licken

Chicken licken good.

Should the chicken get eaten should the chicken should.

The chicken just wants to stroll around town in a hood in a hood.

But what would you you do with a chicken, what would you do what would.

The chicken is pecking on wood, woodpecker chicken, pecking on wood.

 

IDK how this is now a song...


Edited by lil BIG dwarf, 30 August 2020 - 06:06 AM.

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Posted 30 August 2020 - 06:13 AM

Ok, I'll give it a shot.

Chicken licken
Chicken licken
Chicken licken good.
Should the chicken get eaten should the chicken should.
The chicken just wants to stroll around town in a hood in a hood.
But what would you you do with a chicken, what would you do what would.
The chicken is pecking on wood, woodpecker chicken, pecking on wood.

IDK how this is now a song...


I can just see this becoming the most popular rap song ever *should the chicken should* lmfaooooo
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Posted 30 August 2020 - 06:17 AM

I can just see this becoming the most popular rap song ever *should the chicken should* lmfaooooo

SOMEONE POST THIS ON YT IMMEDIATELY!



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Posted 08 September 2020 - 08:34 AM

SOMEONE POST THIS ON YT IMMEDIATELY!

OK IM ON IT

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Posted 08 September 2020 - 08:37 AM

OK IM ON IT

Are you going to sing it?

That would be a viral video :scratchchin:



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Posted 08 September 2020 - 10:09 AM

Are you going to sing it?

That would be a viral video :scratchchin:

 

I know right?! I'm definitely sharing it if anyone makes one. :laughing:



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Posted 08 September 2020 - 09:24 PM

OK IM ON IT

Yes! Please make one XD

Bleh “This reply has not been added as it has been posted too quickly”
HOW LONG MUST I WAIT

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Posted 08 September 2020 - 10:43 PM

Yes! Please make one XD

Bleh “This reply has not been added as it has been posted too quickly”
HOW LONG MUST I WAIT

120 second :) lol

 

This reply has not been added as it has been posted too quickly oh, the irony :)  :neener:  :fryingpan: 



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Posted 08 September 2020 - 11:11 PM

120 second :) lol
 
This reply has not been added as it has been posted too quickly oh, the irony :)  :neener:[/size]  :fryingpan: 

Oh my XD

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Posted 08 September 2020 - 11:14 PM

DOUBLE POST! Sorry, haha

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Posted 23 September 2020 - 09:52 AM

OK IM ON IT

Di you make it yet?



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Posted 23 September 2020 - 01:31 PM

Di you make it yet?

I FORGOT BUT ILL DO IT RN