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#1 Aunt Mavis

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Posted 04 August 2004 - 09:16 AM

Baking Blondes

One day 2 blondes walked into a tanning salon. One blonde said, " A tan for 2 please!"
The cashier said, " Ok," filled out a form for them and asked, "are you two sisters?"

They chuckled and replied, " No, we aren't even Catholic." ;D :applause: :laughing:




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Posted 04 August 2004 - 09:25 AM

here is somemore....

1.)Blond with a cell phone

A blond gets a new cell phone from her husband.
The next day she goes to Wal-mart and her phone rings, so she answers it.

It was her husband. He says, "How's the new cell phone?"

She replied, "Great...but how did you know I was at Wal-mart?"


2.)911

Why can't a blonde dial 911?
She can't find the eleven.

Edited by drumingHamster2, 04 August 2004 - 09:33 AM.


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Posted 04 August 2004 - 10:57 AM

Lol, those are funny! I have some! ;D

Desert Island

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are on a desert island. A genie appears and says he will grant them each one wish. The brunette says, "I want to go home" and poof she's gone. The red head says, "I want to go home too" and poof she's gone. The blonde whines and says, "I want my friends!" hahaha

TV Salesman

A blonde walks into an appliance store and walks up to the salesman and says "I want to buy that TV" and he said, "I don't sell to blondes." So she leaves, dyes her hair brown and comes back the next day and says, "I want to but that TV" and the salesman says, "I don't sell to blondes." Puzzled at how he could tell, she leaves, dyes her hair red and comes back the next day. She says, "I want to buy that TV" and he said, "I don't sell to blondes!" So she said, "How did you know?!" He pointed and said, "That's not a TV, that's a microwave." :laughing:

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Posted 05 August 2004 - 04:31 AM

those are funny, I really liked the 2

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Posted 05 August 2004 - 09:45 AM

Yeah, I LOVE blonde jokes we always joke around cuz one of my friends(she's the smartest out of all of us) is blonde so we're always calling her the dumb blonde, lol. ;D

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Posted 05 August 2004 - 09:50 AM

yea, at my school I would tell blonde jokes and even blonde people would even start laughing.

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Posted 05 August 2004 - 10:14 AM

Yeah, and with my group of friends, me and a few others call ourselves the 'blondettes' meaning we're brunettes, but we can definitely act 'blonde' sometimes! ;D

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Posted 05 August 2004 - 01:48 PM

Yeah, and with my group of friends, me and a few others call ourselves the 'blondettes' meaning we're brunettes, but we can definitely act 'blonde' sometimes! ;D

In my "circle of friends" (if we want to call it that...it's more of a triangle :rolleyes: ), I'm known as the "chocolate covered blonde". All my friends are blonde, but I'm the one that is usually confused! I just lack street smarts. :laughing: :cheeky:

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Posted 06 August 2004 - 12:52 AM

here are some:

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A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident.
Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage
without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the
state trooper arrived.
"My goodness!" the trooper exclaimed "Your car looks like an
accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as
he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. "I was
driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops
up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was
another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree!
I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to
the left and there was...."
"Uh, ma'am," the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a
tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener
swinging back and forth."

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What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was
pregnant?
"Is it mine?"

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Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact
on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it,
looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar."
The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde
hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and
says, "You dummy, it's me!"

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Posted 06 August 2004 - 06:25 AM

Those are good foxxyy :hyper: !!

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Posted 06 August 2004 - 10:15 AM

Lol Foxxy, those are funny, I like the air freshner one! :laughing:

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Posted 06 August 2004 - 10:32 AM

OK, here's three...

A blonde was walking down the street when she sees another blonde in a rowboat trying to row on the sidewalk. She says, "Hey, it's you blondes that give us all a bad name!" The second blonde says, "Why don't you come over here and say that to my face!" The first blonde replies, "I would, but I can't swim!!!"


There were forthy nine blondes and one brunette hanging onto a rope that lead over a cliff. One person had to let go or everyone on the rope would fall because the rope was about to snap. The brunette makes a long and touching speech about how she should be the one to let go. When she was done, all the blondes clap.


How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

Wave to her.

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Posted 06 August 2004 - 10:49 AM

I've heard those first too before tho too(little bit different, same concept) but the 3rd one's funny! :D

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Posted 07 August 2004 - 12:49 AM

these are all really funny! :D

here are 2:

there's a blond, a brunette, and a redhead running from the police. they run into a barn and then the redhead hides in the chicken coop, the brunette hides by the cows ,and the blond hides in a sack of potatoes. the police come into the barn and one of them shines his flashlight at the chickens. the redhead says chip-chip and they think that no-one's there. the next shines his light at the cows and the brunette goes "mooooooo". they assume its just the cows and the police then shine their lights at the potatoes. the blond screams !potato! and the police catch her. then she asks "how'd you know it was me?"

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two blondes are walking through a field. the first one says: "look those are elk tracks! my daddy told me what elk tracks look like!" the other one says: "no, they're deer tracks! thats what my daddy says!" and they keep fighting and after a while, they get run over by a train.

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Posted 07 August 2004 - 02:03 AM

I heard the first one all arond my school! Pretty funny!